A Hot Jumpstart

I was standing on a busy street corner on a Sunny Sunday morning. There was a cool breeze in the air and the warm sunlight was reflecting off the hood of my Nissan. The dry dead leaves of fall swarm about in a miniature storm all around as you search your trunk for the jumper cables.

You peer over your trunk as you hear the unlocking click of the Kia in front of you. You notice a beautiful young brunette about to enter her vehicle as she gives you a glimmer of a smile. As a Lexus zips buy you, you peer at your exposed engine and manage a half smile in return. The heat level seems to rise as your heart pounds at her beauty. “Could you use some help?” she says. “Um,… er… no, t-thanks, I’m fine” you stutter. “If you’re sure, enjoy your day.” She replies as she enters her car, waits for a passing Lincoln and Jeep and speeds away as quickly as she came. Leaving your hopes dashed and you still stranded.

The side of a busy street is the last place you want to spend your afternoon, especially when you have already had a long day changing tires at the tire shop. As you contemplate your future with the hot gal that just left you stranded, you hear a couple cars revving their engines at the light. A Honda and an Audi side by side with sleek 18-inch rims and low profile sporty tires about to tear up the street. The light turns green and both cars fish tail past a Toyota as the speed of down the street.

Pulling out your phone in frustration, you look up your list of contacts and come up with a friend to call. “Thank God!” You think to yourself. But just as you reach to dial that number, the screen goes blank and you realize the battery’s dead. A BMW pulls up and parks behind you, with a tidy businessman rushing out and heading in towards a nearby office building. “Excuse me, sir!” You call out, but he ignores you and proceeds into the building.

With the wind taken from your sails you sit on the fender of your car and begin to sulk. Life goes on around you as a couple SUV’s, a Chevrolet, a Lamborghini and a very nice Lotus with brand new quality tires pass you by. You hang your head in jealousy that these guys are on their way home and you are not.

Out of nowhere you see a bright red Ford fly by and make a U-turn. As the woman pulls up next to you, she honks the horn. It’s the same woman you saw earlier. Sweet! “Hey I was just picking up the kids in my husband’s car, I noticed you were still in need of some help” You thank her as your car revs and then begins to idle. As you close the hood and she drives off into the distance you think “so much for that”

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